February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Horoscopes
Finally finished writing my horoscopes. You can see these babies in next month’s edition of OPUS magazine.  Aries The position of Jupiter suggests your aura will be focused on the past. You will be contacted by an old friend, perhaps from primary school, who wishes to discuss an exciting new buisness venture. Be careful letting him back into your life, he is actually a serial killer that...
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Daniel
I tried sending this message to you on my phone but I think it was too long…I read your tumblr Message. I know what you’re going through must be tough and all but isn’t it possible to talk to me or other people about it sometimes instead of posting it in a public forum? Don’t feel bad, im not rousing on you or anything, I just want to be able to get inside that big sexy...
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So I just volunteered for a job writing horoscopes...
I’ve got four done and I thought I’d post em just to see if people think I’m on the right track.  Aries The position of Jupiter suggests your aura will be focused on the past. You will be contacted by an old friend, perhaps from primary school, who wishes to discuss an exciting new buisness venture. Be careful letting him back into your life, he is actually a serial killer that...
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OMG my boyfran is so super sweet lol
My awesome cute boyfriend and me took a ride in his awesome suuped up car for valentime day!!! and he picked me up omg what a sweetie and we drove and got sushi train!!! and he played awesome music and he was driving with one hand and a cigarette but he was all mussely and hot like justin timberlake!!!  Let’s go all the way tonight. No gregets, just luve.  HAPPY VALENTIME!! LOVE LOVE LOVE...
Feb 13th
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